Monday, March 18, 2013


OK, OK, OK. I *know* I said I'd left the building. But you know what? Fuck that. The Soctopus is back, a lot sadder, a little wiser, and minus one 8-tentacled male suckerfish. So let's talk about the changes in the Soctopus' life in the last 24 hours: the 'Pus is now single. Yep. No more Mr. for this Miss. Next step: new cephalo-pad (get it? cephalo-PAD? HaaaaaahahahaHAAAAH!). OK. Lame joke, moving on...

What's next? Well, the 'Pus is changing her name back. You may not know this, but the Soctopus is a Mexican lady-cephalopod who was saddled with a German name. Well, thanks to some judicious use of "German-B-Gone," the Soctopus will soon be back to her birth name, which is as Chicana as they come. It feels good. I was not a good German.

So the Soctopus is back. (OK, the Soctopus never really left. SEMANTICS, y'all.) Beware, world, because this 8-tentacled bitch is back in business!